My department has invented a cryptid called The Grumpsch and over time more and more lore develops around it. A group of them is a Violation of Grumpsch, and they subsist largely on Grumpscht, though if they are particularly upset at someone they will hide behind a sherb (due to someone misspelling shrub on a document) and attack. The only way to fend them off is to stand arms akimbo.
My department has invented a cryptid called The Grumpsch and over time more and more lore develops around it. A group of them is a Violation of Grumpsch, and they subsist largely on Grumpscht, though if they are particularly upset at someone they will hide behind a sherb (due to someone misspelling shrub on a document) and attack. The only way to fend them off is to stand arms akimbo.
We may need to find more interesting work.