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Sir Olaf and the Underworld | Kay Nielsen

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ornate art deco illustration of a knight on horseback riding past a host of naked wraiths
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

1913, transparent and opaque watercolor, pen and brush and ink, gesso and metallic paint, over graphite.

Flagged for a host of naked, cartoonish women.
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bezt pro 2 hours ago
Went spelunking for more Kay Nielsen: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q0G2
jennifer13 pro 2 hours ago
he did some work for Disney including Fantasia and Sleeping Beauty
MackReed

💀

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Some days, Skeletor tells you exactly what you need to hear.

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snarkout

Snowy

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A sandy beach with a cast-iron sculpture of a naked man and a small white dog captured mid-run in mid-air
source: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...

Flagged for anatomically correct statuary.

"Snowy", by Roger Tooth (2025); statue by Antony Gormley (2005); dog undated. "Tooth, who was the Guardian’s head of photography for many years until he retired, adds that he doesn’t normally title his photos, but did caption this one Snowy, 'because the dog reminded me of Tintin’s. When I saw what I’d captured I felt a Muybridge-like joy – I had proved that all four of a dog’s legs leave the ground when running!'"
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homerj an hour ago
There's very few things more joyful on this planet than a dog left to run free on a beach.
0y3ahSansAcut3

Galaxy Frog

Small frog, size of a human thumbnail, Kerala, India. Very dark blue with white spots, like stars. Small, bright orange accents, under the arms and legs.
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Small frog, size of a human thumbnail, Kerala, India. Very dark blue with white spots, like stars. Small, bright orange accents, under the arms and legs.
The frog is the size of a fingertip.
#Photography #RajkumarKP Zoological Society of London

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jpoulos pro 2 hours ago
And yet it contains multitudes.
3rdparty

it’s a numbers game

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joffaboy

Snowdrifts on Mars

Black and white blown snow against red-brown sand
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Black and white blown snow against red-brown sand
"During the Martian winter, temperatures drop so low that carbon dioxide turns to snow and falls from the atmosphere to collect in a thin layer at the poles. When spring arrives on Mars, the carbon dioxide ice warms and turns into vapor, causing huge plumes of gas to erupt through the ice. This throws darker material into the surrounding regolith. This image of the process was captured by NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter in October 2018."
https://m.universetoday.com/@fraser...
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scruss pro 5 hours ago
Sounds just right for Elon
O_C

A chance to begin again

photograph of Times Square, NY, NY in foggy rain. A man with an open umbrella is in foreground. Digital billboards for television shows, musical versions of Disney animated movies, and fashion brands play on in the background.
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photograph of Times Square, NY, NY in foggy rain. A man with an open umbrella is in foreground. Digital billboards for television shows, musical versions of Disney animated movies, and fashion brands play on in the background.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Like the original Blade Runner.
3rdparty

🤌🏼💆🏻‍♂️

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dreyfusslugado 18 hours ago
of possible interest to @artwells
artwells pro 16 hours ago
OMG
artwells pro 16 hours ago
I'm going to float tomorrow.

Now I'm going to start the first with

I

AM

A MEATBALL
roue 15 hours ago
I've always been tempted to try that ( sans ragu ) but all the other previously floating bodies squick me out, so as yet have not. I know the high salinity kills everything, but still.
williwaw pro 15 hours ago
obligatory pizza pasta put it in a box . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch...
3rdparty pro 15 hours ago
@roue it’s fun to do at least once. Nothing, nada, can survive in that much salinity
neuracnu pro 14 hours ago
i am a ravioli woman
scruss pro 14 hours ago
@3rdparty that's what they said about stomach acid. Then H. pylori was discovered, having a grand old time in concentrated acid. If the tank had continuous UV sterilization I might try it, but otherwise not.
dogwelder pro 11 hours ago
I've been tempted to float, but I have aphantasia. I might have a breakthrough and suddenly gain the ability to visualize stuff, or I might fell like I was trapped in a death box. Who knows?
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
Jazzing up the world's least exciting Jacuzzi...
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rob

Don’t do it

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LocalStain pro an hour ago
[pailhead intensifies]
gschmd

XP 512E

A tiny two seater car.  It's red with a white stripe. The car has no doors, but the roof lifts up to allow for entry.
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A tiny two seater car. It's red with a white stripe. The car has no doors, but the roof lifts up to allow for entry.
source: https://notes.husk.org/post...
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williwaw pro 21 hours ago
if I had this I would drive it around dressed up like a certain worm with a green hat, blue suit, and red bow-tie

also I want this SO MUCH
wombatman70 20 hours ago
It’s hard to see this without saying “beep beep!” out loud.
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
I want to race with these, like adult-sized go-karts.
jive_t pro 19 hours ago
wakka-wakka-wakka....
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
Strong Banana Splits energy with this one ...
dreyfusslugado 18 hours ago
@williwaw I, on the other hand, would drive it around, but with the stock horn replaced by a massive air horn from a freight train.
artwells pro 16 hours ago
They design trucks to kill people driving fun cars
poorusher 12 hours ago
My other car is a satsuma, or something.
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csilverman

on track

A blazing red sky, yellow at the horizon, and a rocky purplish hill sloping sharply to the right. Hurtling down the hill is a very large, round object that looks like an alien pocketwatch: dark blue, with glowing green characters and lines on its face, and several lines that look like clock hands. Barely managing to stay in front of it is a person about half the size of the watch. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A blazing red sky, yellow at the horizon, and a rocky purplish hill sloping sharply to the right. Hurtling down the hill is a very large, round object that looks like an alien pocketwatch: dark blue, with glowing green characters and lines on its face, and several lines that look like clock hands. Barely managing to stay in front of it is a person about half the size of the watch. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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williwaw pro 12 hours ago
I don't know if it's on purpose but the green characters on the watch? look like the old classical planetary symbols in motion and I like that a lot.
LocalStain pro an hour ago
@stereoplex looks like some of your glyphs, too.
travis

when it happens

It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will.  Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
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It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
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williwaw pro 13 hours ago
absolutely I want acknowledgement, I want him to know

but I also want him to suffer too

like really, really suffer. . . I want it to *hurt*

and I've never really said that about anyone ever
travis pro 13 hours ago
@williwaw there really isn't enough suffering amongst billionaires and adjacent cronies in power
artwells pro 12 hours ago
I bought a bottle of champagne recently. I will travel with it. I will open it whenever it happens, morning, noon, night, busy, road trip, I'll work it out.

I was raised apocalyptic. I have weeks of emergency water, months of food, go bags with tiers of tools and first aid, a car with gear stashed. I've been so prepared for the worst. I'm just now preparing to celebrate. I have champagne I will keep like a survival knife. Just today I started working out how I can get many copies of the paper with that obituary, because you know there will be a rush. And I will need toilet paper that day.
dogwelder pro 11 hours ago
I hate to be the party pooper, but...

His parents lived to 88 and 93. Yes, he eats like shit and doesn't exercise, but he's also got a shitload of high level medical care that won't be bound by RFK Jr.'s madness. I wouldn't be surprised if he lives another ten years. Ten miserable, insane, sick years where he rants at shadows. Maybe they'll give him a fake office and phone like his father had at the end so he can find pleasure in his open racism without realizing he's no longer the center of the destruction of the world.

But he could also die in a month, and I would not be sad at all to be wrong. I don't really drink, but that might be the day to break that a bit.
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
I just want it to be very public and very embarrassing and very caught on video. Like they get red in the face and start talking in tongues and suddenly fall over and down and promptly create an obvious and growing puddle of their last bladder and bowel evacuations before the camera operator realizes they should turn the camera away.

I want it to be an event that has all of the dignity and respect that is deserved.
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grantbarrett

cat tree

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Online I see extreme measures taken to keep cats from Christmas trees. But in our house we believe the tree is for the cats. You may visibly tie it off to keep it from falling, you may put special dangly ornaments down low, you may position it for maximum cat entertainment and human enjoyment of cat antics.

Oh, also we have a felted ornament of our first cat, Whopper, a tuxedo, that goes deep in the tree, where he liked to be when he was with us. He was a very good kitty.

Picture features Pearl, Pearly Whirly, Pearl Everlasting, Pearly Girly, Baby Kitty, etc., etc.

I intentionally jammed most of the sliders way up on the color settings just to make this image a little wild. No AI.

#mltshpmas #mltmas
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vosechu pro 5 hours ago
I feel the same way about trees. Ferrets also enjoy a good climb; surprising considering their diminutive limbs. We would return to find the cat sitting concerned and mildly annoyed under a rambunctious little cloud of play fighting ferrets.
snarkout

Matthew 2:11

A news screenshot from the Chicago Tribune. "Nativity smashed, Mary figure 'beaten' at Evanston church: 'God's on the side of the vulnerable'. The photograph is of a destroyed nativity scene in the snow, by a sidewalk.
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A news screenshot from the Chicago Tribune. "Nativity smashed, Mary figure 'beaten' at Evanston church: 'God's on the side of the vulnerable'. The photograph is of a destroyed nativity scene in the snow, by a sidewalk.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Photo by Jillian Westerfield.

"Vandals mostly destroyed a Nativity scene at Lake Street Church of Evanston that showed Roman centurions as federal immigration agents, Mary wearing a gas mask to protect against the agents' tear gas and the baby Jesus with his hands zip-tied Church leaders said it reflected what many immigrants experienced during 'Operation Midway Blitz.' After this photo was taken Dec. 12, 2025, the church replaced Mary with a sign
indicating she was beaten and detained by immigration agents."

There's a picture of the "before" scene at https://religionnews.com/2025....
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m3moellering Yesterday
“I hate Illinois Nazis…”
Davezilla

Foghorn LegHorus

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Part of a series I did years ago of classic cartoons as gods.
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scruss

Shepard Fairey artwork for Mozilla (1998)

two pieces of vector artwork on a white background

i) upper is a red dinosaur angainst a yellow star background, above an industrial silhouette foreground. Text is "free the lizard! moziila.org"

ii) lower is the same red bipedal dinosaur in full figure, with a long curving tail
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two pieces of vector artwork on a white background

i) upper is a red dinosaur angainst a yellow star background, above an industrial silhouette foreground. Text is "free the lizard! moziila.org"

ii) lower is the same red bipedal dinosaur in full figure, with a long curving tail
source: https://www.jwz.org/blog...
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cristin pro 10 hours ago
mozilla's new ceo reportedly said "firefox will remain our anchor. it will evolve into a modern AI browser"

so much for mozilla not shutting their dick in the door like other companies
scruss pro 5 hours ago
@cristin mozilla's new ceo can go stick his head in a pig. My Mozilla profile is so old it was imported from Netscape Navigator
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m3moellering 2 days ago
That’s amazing.
thelonius 2 days ago
Inside of you, there are two pies.
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
@thelonius I wish
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
"Inside you are two slices of wolf pie."
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Elegant.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Duran Duran had no idea
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heyitsal

Eye of the Cheeseball

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Source: https://mltshp.com/p/1RG9H
Join: https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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spingo pro Yesterday
hm
williwaw pro Yesterday
it's the eye of the cheeseball, it's the hill of raclette
rising up to the challenge of harvati
and the last lone saaawinger stalks his brie in baguette
as he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyye

of the cheeseball
poorusher Yesterday
@williwaw rake the rest of the day off. Outstanding
samh pro Yesterday
May now forever change those lyrics to "rising up to the challenge of havarti" because it is clearly supreme to the original, @williwaw.
cristin pro Yesterday
@williwaw ++
MackReed pro Yesterday
@williwaw 🥇🏆🎖️
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@williwaw 🧀🧀🧀
ba pro Yesterday
@williwaw +1
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@williwaw ++++
heyitsal pro Yesterday
@williwaw ++++
grantbarrett pro 22 hours ago
@williwaw is climbing the steps of the Philadelphia Cheese Museum of Art
roonie pro 18 hours ago
@williwaw noice
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gwint

Lemur (Lilac)

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Ryan McGinley
2012
https://ryanmcginley.com/animals...
(fyi much of his site is nsfw)
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kokogiak Yesterday
🧛
lamnatos Yesterday
Hello rabies!
roonie pro 19 hours ago
On that site, some of the casual stuff is a bit, meh, but the gallery under Magazines is amazing.
poorusher 12 hours ago
Think I saw some of these recently. They're like photographic versions of Mel Ramos paintings.
vosechu pro 5 hours ago
> fyi much of his site is nsfw

Well now I /have/ to go visit!
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neuracnu

ffu

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catbird

 

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tonyb pro 10 hours ago
I feel a power ballad coming on...
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
I choose Sly Stone.
joffaboy

Seems about right

Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
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Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs...
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samh pro 2 days ago
Could you also add a swastika logo on the side of the bus? kthxbai
dapete 23 hours ago
Yeah, but they have to live with socialism...whatever that is.
m3moellering

Why, oh why, isn’t he gone?

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Xedrik Yesterday
Unrelated, there's an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "Why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh, no; the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
ba pro 23 hours ago
@Xedrik +1
jpoulos pro 23 hours ago
Everyone's getting Is He Dead Yet tshirts in their stockings this year.
Xedrik 21 hours ago
What a sad thing, though. Imagine living your life in such a horrible way that millions and millions around the world will celebrate your passing with laughter, champagne, and tears of relief.
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
@Xedrik He will look up at all of that, from Below, and whisper, "FAKE NEWS."
travis pro 14 hours ago
@Xedrik that reminds me of something I just saw today: https://mltshp.com/p/1RGGE
m3moellering 6 hours ago
@Xedrik @jpoulos @MackReed @travis I’ve had a bad couple of days. Between the anniversary of Sandy Hook (which broke me for a while) and Brown University and Bondi and finally Reiner. It was all too much.
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Davezilla

Winnie the Buddha

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jpoulos pro 17 hours ago
Would make a great tattoo.
y95 17 hours ago
I’m sorry but the book I have says he’s Taoist
Davezilla pro 15 hours ago
@y95 Winnie the Taoist doesn’t have that ring to it.
LocalStain

🤬

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Tales from tech support.
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roue Yesterday
aka job security
frothywalrus Yesterday
@roue but you are interrupting my reddit browsing
ArtVandelay

Occupational hazard

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LocalStain pro Yesterday
@Lockjaw
frothywalrus Yesterday
Sir-Mix-a-Lot did what? https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells pro Yesterday
Should be in a Don't Tread On Me flag
ArtVandelay Yesterday
@frothywalrus How have I not heard this before?! 💚
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@artwells
Please don’t lump dicksuckers in with those shitheads
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I feel seen . . .
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KMAlexander

𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓'𝖘 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘

A cybertruck stuck in a wintery creek bed covered in snow.
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A cybertruck stuck in a wintery creek bed covered in snow.
Via: https://bsky.app/profile...
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williwaw pro 2 days ago
this made me belly laugh
ang pro 2 days ago
Nature is healing.
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
hahahahahahaha.....hahahhahahah..[breath]...hahahahahahaha
williwaw pro 2 days ago
also the layer of snow on it is *chef's kiss*
scruss pro Yesterday
There are some choice words about this here: https://www.reddit.com/r...
otaman pro Yesterday
A River Runs Through It (Redford, 1992)
davidl pro Yesterday
sigh… brrr
jive_t pro Yesterday
“I meant to do that.” -Pee Wee Herman
hmm Yesterday
Tesla in a creek bed, I know, I know
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Can serve briefly as a boat
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Xmas came early! <3 <3 <3
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@otaman
Ooh what a throwback! Haven’t seen that film in probably 20 years
m3moellering Yesterday
+++
nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
hang this in the louvre
cristin pro 10 hours ago
https://www.reddit.com/r...
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Mobius. It shows a figure sitting on a bench, in front of them is a floating humanoid creature. The creature it thin, winged and overall very smooth looking (like a shark).
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A color illustration by Mobius. It shows a figure sitting on a bench, in front of them is a floating humanoid creature. The creature it thin, winged and overall very smooth looking (like a shark).
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roonie pro Yesterday
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. sprang to mind
m3moellering Yesterday
Much needed this particular Monday. Merci, Danke, Tack, Bedanck...
bjrn pro Yesterday
@m3moellering ☺️
wmo

Make Julia Proud

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MackReed

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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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dapete 2 days ago
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
@dapete huh?
robotmachine pro 2 days ago
God told Dapete the true gospel!
dapete Yesterday
@3rdparty 'twas a bitter joke. I abhor the idea of her being replaced by Trimp on the dollar coin
3rdparty pro Yesterday
@dapete 😮‍💨
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