Why, oh why, isn’t he gone?
@Xedrik +1
Everyone's getting Is He Dead Yet tshirts in their stockings this year.
What a sad thing, though. Imagine living your life in such a horrible way that millions and millions around the world will celebrate your passing with laughter, champagne, and tears of relief.
@Xedrik He will look up at all of that, from Below, and whisper, "FAKE NEWS."
@Xedrik that reminds me of something I just saw today: https://mltshp.com/p/1RGGE
@Xedrik @jpoulos @MackReed @travis I’ve had a bad couple of days. Between the anniversary of Sandy Hook (which broke me for a while) and Brown University and Bondi and finally Reiner. It was all too much.
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "Why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh, no; the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."